You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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