Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im drinking this country out of the recession.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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