just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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