O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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