I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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