There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He's a Shit stain on my heart
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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