so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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