"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
