So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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