There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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