I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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