I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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