Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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