Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
