Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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