I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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