fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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