i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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