We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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