Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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