i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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