Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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