the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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