Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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