I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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