his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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