So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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