The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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