Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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