This girl is more easily done than said...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
