I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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