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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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