do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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