Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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