I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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