Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize