All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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