Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
is wine microwaveable?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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