Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
