Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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