He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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