Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
