three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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