The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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