hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
