I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
