When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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