if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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