i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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