There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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