god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
