he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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