If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It's never too late to be topless.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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