How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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