We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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