RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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