Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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