I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize
