Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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