He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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