I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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