Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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